The Devil's Prize

The Devil's Prize

Richie's neither dumb nor wise
He never wins, he never tries
He never sings, he never sighs
He never laughs, he never cries
He never loves, he never lies
and so he is the Devil's Prize:
A man who's dead before he dies.

Hardshot: A Poor Old Wise Man

A poor old wise man saved his town
But his name's not written down
Since history books will never name us
Unless we are already famous.